Presenting... THE ASSHOLE FILES!!

Yankees Fans - Unimaginative Assholes

M40, Monday, May 30th, 2005

    Ahh, the Yankees.... they're much like Quickees, but without a girl.

    Well, the Red Sox have just finished delivering another dope-smack to the New York Yankees. They only took 2 out of 3 in this road-series in NY, but after dropping the first game, they utterly devastated the Yankees in the second and third games. In the second game in particular, they cleared much of the New York fan base from the stadium with a 17 to 1 victory. The empty seats (except for the Red Sox fans who drove to New York) clearly showed just how fickle the Yankee fan base is. Granted, it really doesn't take much imagination, intellectual fortitude or heart to root for the OVERDOGS every year!

   Am I questioning the veracity of the mental-midgets in their NY caps?   ABSOLUTELY.

   How someone can cheer for a club that has been utterly stacked by its owner, (a megalomaniac halfwit with more dollars than sense) is beyond me.   Don't get me wrong... Steinbrenner is doing a GREAT job... assuming that his job description includes corrupting and destroying professional baseball as we know it. The really funny thing about the Yankees is that this overpaid collection of egotistical jerkoffs still manages to choke when the chips are down. Yup, the pinstriped pricks, bought and paid for at twice the salary expense of any other major league team,  STILL can't seem to pull their heads out of their pompous asses when it counts.

   Here is the point where Yankees fans drivel and drool about World Series victories, and then claim that the rest of the nation is "just jealous". If any of you Yankees fans have enough brain cells to make even basic logical leaps, I pose the following question...  If Major League Baseball had an (unbreakable) salary cap of say $100 million... how many more World Series do you think New York would win? How many games a year would they drop before you, the uninspired lackluster flocks, stop going to games?

   I'm not anti-New York... I have respect for Mets fans. I simply hate the Yankees players, fans and management... and most of the country agrees with me.  Like most folks out there, my favorite baseball team is...  anyone who happens to be playing against the Yankees.

CLICK HERE TO RETURN TO THE ASSHOLE FILES